beerito:

“are u crying?” “no I just have swag in my eye”

48,055 notes with 2:41am

gildedwildebeest:

orelpuppington:

IMPORTANT NEWS: “PIZZA ROLLS” IS THE PERFECT NUMBER OF LETTERS FOR KNUCKLE TATTOOS

13,842 notes with 10:01am

momentary-poems:

Language in volumes
Novels, music and movies
Dedicated to love
Yet none do it justice

Love, to be in love
To know love
It must be felt
No amount of study
Will grant understanding

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too-pretty-to-die:

spooningcaptainamerica:

neilpatrickheaven:

dadegbert:

“how the fuck are you making hd gifsets of a movie that’s still in theatres” a book by me

the sequel: “how did you make that gifset that episode aired 4.01 seconds ago”

the trilogy: “what the hell that awards show is airing this very moment where the fuck are all these gifs comings from”

The quadrilogy: how the fuck do you make gifs

(Source: jacknoir)

193,198 notes with 5:11am

matturday:

so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned

58,693 notes with 5:10am

lolzpicx:

(Source: tgwb)

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